"Mommy, my hands are sharp." For some reason it took me awhile to figure this one out but I finally clipped his long nails!
"Mommy, I flushed a washcloth, I flushed it down!" WHAT!!! Yes, I think he did actually flush the washcloth that was on the back of the toilet. Miraculously, the toilet still is in perfect working order so hopefully it stays that way and the washcloth made it's way out of our plumbing.UGH!!!